Art History Doesn't Always Suck

Put that on your diptych and suck it.

8:53 AM
August 4th, 2013
1:42 PM
June 30th, 2013

Apologies, Everyone

Sorry!

Looks like I’ve been accidentally posting stuff to this blog that should be going to my personal blog.

Whoops!

Again, my apologies.

12:17 AM
June 28th, 2013

idratherstayin:

besturlonhere:

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

how does this only have 150 notes

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10:25 AM
June 22nd, 2013

Pan - 100 BCE

I knew satyrs were sexual, but really? I didn’t want to look directly into a giant deer-man nutsack as I walked into this exhibit.

seriously.

Giant. Deer-man. Nutsack.

10:21 AM
June 22nd, 2013
Venus de Milo
Okay, I gotta throw in the Venus de Milo. It’s not funny, but I mean
come on
Venus de Milo 


Venus de Milo

Okay, I gotta throw in the Venus de Milo. It’s not funny, but I mean

come on

Venus de Milo 

4:31 PM
June 21st, 2013

Quatre Heures, au Salon - Francois Biard (1882)

Or as I like to call it, "The First Fart"


4:25 PM
June 21st, 2013

This here is a bust of Napoleon Bonaparte’s head.

It looks small, so here’s my father who is 6’2” standing next to it.

Ignore my dad’s weird face…

1:43 PM
June 21st, 2013

Atelier de Jean Goujon - 1560-64

yeah I’m not sure what’s going on here, besides this being a like, 9 foot tall relief of a grown man breast-feeding…

it’s weird, though.

1:38 PM
June 21st, 2013
And no matter where you go, Baby Jesus is still fuckin creepy.


And no matter where you go, Baby Jesus is still fuckin creepy.

1:34 PM
June 21st, 2013
Saint Marie Madeleine - by Gregor Erhart
reminds me a whole heckuva lot of Botticelli’s Primavera…


Saint Marie Madeleine - by Gregor Erhart

reminds me a whole heckuva lot of Botticelli’s Primavera